how to come a masusses

to be a ma susses you will take the test if you pass the test or no”t they will help it hand on a body and be strong and make people come to my masseuses shop. and give what they to they body back rub . hand rub.

1 Camden country school.

2 apply to the masusse school


3 toures the place to see if I you like is or don”t


4 to send all my paper work to the school to I can the school and star to work the masusse pace .


5 about take the masusse test for the class .

HOW TO LAUGH

hang out with your friends where ever you want but as long as it’s not in the bathroom or a business place. have as many people as you want, even people you don’t know. also make sure the people are funny and not boring.


start a conversation on who is so funny. if a argument breaks out, try to silence the group and suggest a comedy act. when this happens, go by alphabetical order.


as it starts, vote each person on a scale of 1-10. if you get a tie, have a duel. if there is only one winner, have the person tell jokes on the group.


if this doesn’t work, have each person do an impression on anyone in the group or anyone in reality. at this point your laughing or waiting for the right person to show his or her funny side.


if nothing works, you can try to look up things that seem funny to you or that you haven't seen yet.

Have you ever tried to look for a new house well if you did these are the steps you need to do before looking for a new house or even getting a new house.


1.The first thing you have to do to get your own house.you could look up on the Internet,in the news paper or in a real-estate book.

2. The second thing you need to do to get your own house is make an appointment to talk to a realtor.

4.The next thing you need to do is ask the realtor if they have any houses available that you could see.
5.Finally the realtor calls you because they have a few houses available so you could see them.
Have you ever tried to look for a new house well if you did these are the steps you need to do before looking for a new house or even getting a new house.


1.The first thing you have to do to get your own house.you could look up on the Internet,in the news paper or in a real-estate book.

2. The second thing you need to do to get your own house is make an appointment to talk to a realtor.

4.The next thing you need to do is ask the realtor if they have any houses available that you could see.
5.Finally the realtor calls you because they have a few houses available so you could see them.

Shopping with your boyfriend

Before shopping with your boyfriend theses are a few steps that you would love to follow before going to the mall or any other store with your boyfriend. He would never want to get up again to take you shopping.

1.When shopping with your boyfriend first thing you do is wake his lazy butt up so he could get dress. Because he probably takes forever to look for his clothes and to get dressed.

2.Also make him get in the car so he could drive you to the store. Make sure you didn't find anything at the first store so that why he could take you to the mall.

3.Make him get out the car so he could go in the mall with you. Well walking into the mall ask him if he could give you some money.

4.Walk to the food court and buy him something to eat. Make sure that what you buy him to eat last him until you come back from shopping.

5.Leave your boyfriend at the food court. Tell him that you will be right back that you saw something you wanted to buy. Make sure you take forever to come back.

6.So he wont ask for his money back not only you take long to come back but spend the money he gave you.

7.Go get your boyfriend from the food court because he’s waiting for you

How to get your driving license

1. Go to your local DMV and request a driving book so you can study for the test.



2. Study for a month be for you take the test so you can memorize the book and get your personal information ready.



3. Time for you to take the test remember too get to the DMV early so you can get your information to the front desk and have time to take the the test.



4. You pass the test it time for you to get your primit and lean to drive with a parent. OK you mast have 6 hours of driving time and wait 6 months to get your driving license and it time for you to have fun go any where you want like New Yoke city.

How to Play jailbreak

Instructions: being robbers and a lot of fun.Why you want to play this game is it fun you run around in the streets and hide where ever you want and chance people and take them down in the ground and drag them to fake jail and it at night so no one see you.Having fun with your friends want to stop playing the game.

step1: Wait until it get dark that is the fun part so you can,t see people and it won,t be easy to caught them.And when the robber become the cops and the cops become the robbers while it still dark.
step2: To find a group of kids to play the game, you must ask if they want to and need like 10 kids or more to play jail break.If you find more kids it will be more cops an
step3: Picking the cop and robber is not easy to do some want to be robbers but some of them got to be the cop.the kids hate to be the cops so they fight of who be the robbers but we get the cops pick and the robbers picked.
step4:Have to count to 10 so the robber can run for and hide from the cops and so they can find you to.Counting to 10 or more so that they can get far so it don,t be easy to caught them.
step5:Now time to chase the robbers with fake gun or paint ball game and put them in jail but it not easy to do but it fun.And putting them in jail is not so easy they fight and kick bet we keep them in there so they don,t escape.

how to join the national guard

Introduction
You should read my article because if u want to go to the national guard all you have to do is follow these rules that’s what i did and im already in so when i graduate im gonna be shipped somewhere for training and getting ready for war if there is any. you would have to go through drills twice a month when you get back from basic and job training, you get paid twice every weekend and it goes to your credit card. that’s what the guard is all about. also when ever the army needs you for war or anything else they’ll call u to tell you you will be deployed.


1. Talk to a recruiter
Go to a recruitment center and tell them that you would like to join the national guard. they’ll start to explain what happens when your in, what will you be going through.


2. Take the practice and real test
You would have to get in contact with your recruiter to tell him/her your ready to take a test. He will organize an appointment so you can come in and take the tests.


3. Get sworn in.
The recruiter comes to your house. you would have to repeat what he say’s and your officially in the guard. that easy!


4. Get fit
Run every other day so you can be fit so you won’t slow people down when you go to drill.


5. Get uniform
Go to a fort to get your uniform so for drills you can wear them and it mmakes u feel like your in a real warzone.


6. Drills
Go every other weekend to get fit and also to get a feel on what your going to be doing


7. Basic training
Learn how to use automatic weapons’ how to approach a house with terrorists. also how to throw grenades into trenches and stuff.


8. Job training
Learning how to do what you were trained for like computers or auto body.


9. Enjoy the national guard
Enjoy life getting money’ going to drills twice a month. get a job or go to college.


if you do apply to the national guard make sure that that’s what you would like to do because once your sworn in there’s no backing down. so think twice before you apply and get in contact with a recruiter.